Alien Dildo

In these amazing times when billionaires can build their own rockets and pop up into space to take a look, the future of human galactic exploration and expansion looks like a bright one. Of course, while finding new planets and suns and asteroids and blah blah is pretty interesting, what we are all really hoping for is to discover some sexy alien civilisations to breed with.

 At Dragon Dildo UK, we have contacts in high places, and so we have spoken to our friends at NASA and Area 51 to find out about the aliens that have already been discovered. This has enabled our designers to create our amazing alien dildo range with sex toys inspired by the real-life, extra-terrestrial fun parts of our intergalactic friends.

Our alien dildos are perfect for exploring all of your Sci-Fi fantasies. Whether you are a wannabe Captain Kirk beaming down to new planets and seducing the sexy locals or you want to wrestle with a giant sandworm in Dune, our alien dildo collection has the ideal sex toy for you.

We have alien dildos in a wide range of different sizes, shapes, colours and styles. The great thing about an alien dildo, is there are no limitations when it comes to design, making these some of our wildest and wackiest sex toys.

With unique textures, different knots, bumps and other features, our alien dildo range has some of our best-selling items. They are all made from the highest quality materials including medical-grade silicone so they look great, deliver supernova orgasms and are super easy to look after and clean.

We offer free next-day shipping on our entire alien dildo range so order yours today and we will send it via flying saucer as soon as possible (other shipping methods may be used).