Monster Dildos

Are you ready to ditch the ordinary orgasms and embrace something that little bit more monstrous? Then welcome to the randy, ravenous realm of Monster Dildos, a pleasure playground filled with some of the boldest, beastliest sex toys you will ever encounter!

Dragon Dildo UK's Monster Dildos are as close to the average sex toy as a werewolf to a poodle. These creatures of carnal pleasure are designed to replicate the monstrous manhoods of your favourite fantasy beasts - whether it’s the girthy girth of an ogre, the extraterrestrial excitement of an alien appendage or some slinking, skulking creature from the depths of the deepest oceans.  

But what is it that truly makes our Monster Dildos some of our best-selling sex toys? It’s all about the texture, baby! These bawdy bad boys are designed with crazy, otherworldly details that you usually find in a Sci-Fi movie or a nightmarish wet dream! 

You won’t find any plain ol’ smooth shafts here - each monster dildo brings a whole new level of excitement with its uniquely sculpted surface. Think gnarly ridges, bumps, horns and knots - all designed to give you a wild and wicked ride like no other synthetic schlong. 

But it isn’t just the textures worth talking about, of course! Because in the Monster Dildo world, bigger is definitely better! These massive creations are some of the most impressive sex toys you will find in this world or any other, so strap in (and lube up!) because you're in for a stretch of epic proportions! 

And if that’s not enough…with suction cup bases that stick to any surface, you can let your Monster Dildo fantasies run wild completely hands-free whether you're in the bedroom, bathroom or wherever your monstrous imagination takes you.

Still not satisfied? For those who like to turn the dial up to eleven, we’ve even got squirting Monster Dildos! That means you can now you can indulge in a mess of monster juice whenever the mood strikes. Just fill your Fantasy Dildo up, start pumping (literally) and get ready for a splash of monstrous proportions!

Ready to take your pleasure to whole new horny heights? Browse our Monster Dildo collection today and get ready to unleash all your favourite beasts!